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Bargain Bin Deals on Commissions

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 9, 2016, 5:38 PM
I have no money and no shame so this is the perfect combination for offering really cheap commissions to people. It can range from simple headshots to full-body, full-background, fully-erect pictures of your OC for only one fucking dollar.
Do you want to add an extra character to that commission? That only costs an extra zero dollars, it's all one price: one dollar. You want it animated? Oh, too bad that's gonna cost you an extra FUCKING NOTHING, YOU BITCH. It's one dollar for everything. One dollar sent to my Paypal (quadroblitz@gmail.com) is all you need to get all you want from this mediocre Flash animator.
This isn't a joke by the way I'm really that desperate. 

Edit: I forgot to mention this, but yes: I will draw porn. I have literally no shame at all.

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Digby Hircus
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Got a $20 pre-paid Mastercard for Valentine's Day (thanks mom). Bought Mega-Man Legacy Collection off Steam and the rest is going towards Fatal Error. Woulda used the whole thing for Fatal Error but I've had my eye on MMLC before it was even released.

Relationship Meme

Journal Entry: Wed Feb 10, 2016, 7:07 PM
Dear ex - I wanna kill myself at the thought of even looking at you.

Dear self - You're fuckin' gay, man. Just accept it. Also clip your damn nails, they're starting to hinder your ability to go through day-to-day life. And stop procrastinating on Fatal Error, I know you suck at animating but you're not gonna get better by jerking off to furry porn.

Dear dad - I really wish we could see each other more. I'm really glad that you're getting your life together.

Dear mom - I'd really like it if you got a job. But again, you're getting your life together and I appreciate it.

Dear school - I'll be glad when you're gone.

Dear siblings - I'm really trying to be a good brother but you're all just so fucking irritating and I feel bad.

Dear past me - Quit being such a fucking autist you sperg you make me ashamed to exist I wanna kill myself because of you, faggot.

Dear future me - Please be better at animating please be better at animating please be better at animating.

Dear best friend - (I have two)
Denim: Sorry you gotta deal with me in the morning when I'm at my crankiest, but our conversations are the best. I need to learn more about Skyrim so I can intentionally get things wrong and piss you off.

Kate: I wish we could hang out every fucking day but I'm afraid I'd annoy you too much. You say I don't annoy you but I find that hard to believe that an autist like me could be anything but annoying. I mean jeepers.

Dear future child - How the fuck do you exist I am like if virginity had a physical form.

Dear person I hate - Kill yourself, every single person at my high school.

Dear person I love - You don't know who you are yet nyeheheheh.

Dear everybody else - Hey, buddies.

Dear ex-best friend - I feel bad that we don't talk much anymore and I kinda wanna start things back up again because it's not like we hate each other now we just sorta don't talk anymore because it's just no longer convenient or something. 

Dear celebrity crush - NOTICE ME, ASRIEL.

Dear people that hate me - Ffft don't worry about it, I'd probably hate me too if I wasn't me.

Dear people that love me - Heyyy I love you too, buddies.

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I feel like giving some of my characters some redesigns. Maybe Jack or Sicari or something. Something new or fresh or something.
Papyrvs 

[8:24:35 PM] Digby Hircus: i'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're watching "Top 10 Reasons Women Should Have Sex with Dogs"
[8:25:14 PM] Jean Pierre Polnareff: Ho
[8:25:16 PM] Jean Pierre Polnareff: HOW
[8:25:21 PM] Jean Pierre Polnareff: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY SCREEN
[8:25:24 PM] Jean Pierre Polnareff: DID YOU HACK IT
[8:25:27 PM] Jean Pierre Polnareff: MY BOY, WHAT THE FUCK

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Nova-Shadow26 Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New Deviant
sta.sh/01ownblmnwhh

I was too scared to upload it on your crazy ex's page. ill delete this pic if you wish me too.
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vesssel Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks for the fave! Feel free to check out my Facebook page for more art. :D
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MasterSw0rd Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
//SENDS THIS TO SCOURGE TOO by NummyPixels
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MasterSw0rd Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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HANTENlANS Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016
you are a god sent wtf
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MasterSw0rd Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
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H0MO Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2016
yOO 
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SHECOOKKME Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  New Deviant Student Interface Designer
Do you kiss your mantis with those lips?
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BUKOWSKl Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
word around the block is sayin you're gay

welcome to the club buddo
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BAYAR3AB3AST Featured By Owner Edited Jan 31, 2016   Digital Artist
ATTENTION WATCHERS OF QUADROBLITZ
I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT HE IS GAY
PLEASE BE CALM FOR HE ISN'T ALL THE WAY OUT
BUT AS HIS GOOD FRIEND I SHALL HELP HIM GET THROUGH WITH HIS NEW SEXUALITY

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY
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