Dear ex -
I wanna kill myself at the thought of even looking at you.Dear self -
You're fuckin' gay, man. Just accept it. Also clip your damn nails, they're starting to hinder your ability to go through day-to-day life. And stop procrastinating on Fatal Error, I know you suck at animating but you're not gonna get better by jerking off to furry porn.Dear dad -
I really wish we could see each other more. I'm really glad that you're getting your life together.Dear mom -
I'd really like it if you got a job. But again, you're getting your life together and I appreciate it.Dear school -
I'll be glad when you're gone.Dear siblings -
I'm really trying to be a good brother but you're all just so fucking irritating and I feel bad.Dear past me - Quit being such a fucking autist you sperg you make me ashamed to exist I wanna kill myself because of you, faggot.Dear future me - Please be better at animating please be better at animating please be better at animating.Dear best friend -
(I have two)
Denim: Sorry you gotta deal with me in the morning when I'm at my crankiest, but our conversations are the best. I need to learn more about Skyrim so I can intentionally get things wrong and piss you off.
Kate: I wish we could hang out every fucking day but I'm afraid I'd annoy you too much. You say I don't annoy you but I find that hard to believe that an autist like me could be anything but annoying. I mean jeepers.Dear future child -
How the fuck do you exist I am like if virginity had a physical form.Dear person I hate - Kill yourself, every single person at my high school.Dear person I love -
You don't know who you are yet nyeheheheh.Dear everybody else - Hey, buddies.Dear ex-best friend -
I feel bad that we don't talk much anymore and I kinda wanna start things back up again because it's not like we hate each other now we just sorta don't talk anymore because it's just no longer convenient or something. Dear celebrity crush -
NOTICE ME, ASRIEL.Dear people that hate me -
Ffft don't worry about it, I'd probably hate me too if I wasn't me.Dear people that love me -
Heyyy I love you too, buddies.